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"O.K., Bud! Time's up!"
Bzzz...it's 7 o'clock but don't bother getting up.You died in your sleep last night
Eventual Motion Machine
"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."
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'It may have been a mistake switching the coffee to decaffeinated.'
The 'Z' face.
"Maybe I should wake him?"
Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.
Good luck with all the revision!!!
'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'
'I can't understand it. He left for school two hours ago.'
'Tell me if anything good comes on...I'm pushing my snooze button.'
'I'm sorry I can't see or hear your right now, I'm in my happy place.'
'Catch you later.. I've got to get my 23 hours.'
Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.
'Are you asleep ?'
'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'
Welcome to SNOOZE Television.
How to succeed in business without doing a damn thing.
'You know I don't take smoke breaks anymore and you still have a problem with this?'
'Doctor, do you have anything to stop me falling asleep when I'm at work?'
'On the plus side no one is better at conserving energy.'