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Thanksgiving Day Traditions
'Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.'
"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."
Tags:performance, performances, theatre, play, plays, bore, bores, boring, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, actor, actors, acting, actress, actresses, playhouse, playhouses, community theatre, community theater, interpretation, interpretations, peaceful, tranquil, tranquility, tranquillity
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
Tags:vampire, vampires, fang, fangs, dentures, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, bite, bites, biting, bitten, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, toothless, teeth, dentist, dentists, dentistry
'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'
"Perhaps I've said too much."
Tags:witness, witnesses, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, say too much, saying too much, squeal, squeals, squealing, squealer, squealers, bore, bores, boring, bored, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, law enforcement
Duck play a trick on hunter.
Tags:duck, ducks, steal, steals, stealing, revenge, take revenge, taking revenge, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, rifle, rifles, shotgun, shotguns, duck hunter, duck hunters, duck hunting, small game, turn the tables, turns the tables, turning the tables, unsuspecting, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
Tags:anna mcneill whistler, whistler's mother, james mcneill whistler, artwork, artworks, famous painting, famous paintings, famous art, art historian, art historians, art history, famous artwork, famous artworks, couch potato, couch potatoes, artist, artists, snooze, snoozing, snoozes, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents
"Don't you have a snooze button?"
Tags:snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interrupted sleep, walk, walks, walking, dog, dogs, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, walking the dog, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, early morning, early mornings, early bird, early birds, early riser, early risers, sleep, sleeps
"Am I boring you?"
"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."
Tags:church, churchgoer, churchgoers, nap, naps, napping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, sermon, sermons, homily, homilies, speech, speeches, long speech, long speeches, long sermon, long sermons, bored, boring, preach, preachers, preaching, preacher, preachers, uninterested, lack of interest, pray, prays, praying
"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"
Tags:bear, bears, hibernation, hibernating, hibernate, hibernates, sleeping, sleeping in, sleep, sleeps, sleep in, sleeps in, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, snooze button, snooze buttons, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, rant, rants, ranting, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty, blame, blames, blaming
''And someone's been sleeping in my bed' said the baby bear, 'and she's still there...'
Eventual Motion Machine
"Henry is a night person."
Tags:night person, night people, night owl, night owls, church, churches, faux pas, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, pew, pews, fall asleep, exhausted, exhaustion, up late, staying up late, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, pass out, passing out, priest, priests, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends
"If you're going to sleep on the job, must you be so obvious about it?"
Gone to seed.
"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, exhausted, exhaustion, overwork, overworked, tired, nap, naps, napping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, asleep on the job, lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, caught, caught out, office sleeping, gold standard, glad standard, judge, judging, record, records, impressed, impressive, impressing, sprawl, sprawling, sprawled, sleeping on the job, told off, telling off, in trouble, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding
Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts
"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."
Tags:lazy, laziness, lazy employee, lazy employees, lazy worker, lazy workers, work ethic, work ethics, workload, workloads, work load, work loads, energy conservation, green politics, green policy, energy policy, energy policies, nap, naps, napping, snooze, snoozing, snoozes, snoozed, napper, nappers, green office, environment
'On your application it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?'
"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."
Tags:retirement community, retirement communities, retirement, retire, retires, retiring, senior citizen, senior citizens, senior, seniors, old age, active adult, active adults, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, frequent naps, frequently napping, snooze, snoozes
'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'
"Isn't this about the time you take a nap?"