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"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, kid, kids, childhood, growing up, growing-up, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, terrible twos, terrible 2s, over worked, over work, overworked, overwork, sleeping on the job, exhausted, exhaustion, tired, tiring, nap, naps, naptime, naptimes, cat nap, cat naps, snooze, snoozing, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, refuse, refusing, refusal, inconsiderate, tantrum, tantrums, throwing a tantrum
"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."
Tags:performance, performances, theatre, play, plays, bore, bores, boring, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, actor, actors, acting, actress, actresses, playhouse, playhouses, community theatre, community theater, interpretation, interpretations, peaceful, tranquil, tranquility, tranquillity
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, nap, naps, naptime, nap time, sleeping, snoozing, break, breaks, taking a break, breaktime, break time, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service
"O.K., Bud! Time's up!"
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
Tags:vampire, vampires, fang, fangs, dentures, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, bite, bites, biting, bitten, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, toothless, teeth, dentist, dentists, dentistry
"Perhaps I've said too much."
Tags:witness, witnesses, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, say too much, saying too much, squeal, squeals, squealing, squealer, squealers, bore, bores, boring, bored, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, law enforcement
Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.
'It's not laziness, its stress management.'
Duck play a trick on hunter.
Tags:duck, ducks, steal, steals, stealing, revenge, take revenge, taking revenge, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, rifle, rifles, shotgun, shotguns, duck hunter, duck hunters, duck hunting, small game, turn the tables, turns the tables, turning the tables, unsuspecting, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping
'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
'He's more supportive after his nap.'
Tags:anna mcneill whistler, whistler's mother, james mcneill whistler, artwork, artworks, famous painting, famous paintings, famous art, art historian, art historians, art history, famous artwork, famous artworks, couch potato, couch potatoes, artist, artists, snooze, snoozing, snoozes, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents
"Am I boring you?"
"Don't you have a snooze button?"
Tags:snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interrupted sleep, walk, walks, walking, dog, dogs, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, walking the dog, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, early morning, early mornings, early bird, early birds, early riser, early risers, sleep, sleeps
"Devin agrees with the president. Americans are Dreamers too."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, president, president of america, americans are dreamers too, trumpisms, trump sayings, dreamers, dreamer, dream act, daca program, immigration, immigration controversy, immigration legislation, marriage, couple, husband, husbands, sleeping, snoring, snoozing, lazy, couch potato, coach potatoes
"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"
"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"
Tags:bear, bears, hibernation, hibernating, hibernate, hibernates, sleeping, sleeping in, sleep, sleeps, sleep in, sleeps in, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, snooze button, snooze buttons, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, rant, rants, ranting, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty, blame, blames, blaming
Eventual Motion Machine
A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, crazy cat person, crazy cat people, sleep, sleeping, snooze, snoozing, nap, naps, cat nap, cat naps, art, artist, artists, draw, drawing, paint, painting, painter, painters, idea, ideas, hit, hits, knocked out, knock out
Wake Me When It's Over
Tags:snooze, snoozing, snooze button, snooze buttons, alarm clock, alarm clocks, wake me up when its over, wake me up when it's over, sleep through it, sleeping through it, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, trump presidency, trump term, sleep, sleeping
"Henry is a night person."
Tags:night person, night people, night owl, night owls, church, churches, faux pas, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, pew, pews, fall asleep, exhausted, exhaustion, up late, staying up late, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, pass out, passing out, priest, priests, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends