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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
"Come and get me, coppers!"
'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'
Tags:math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, equation, equations, snore, snoring, zzz, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, sigma, capital sigma, algebra, scientist, scientists, genius, geniuses, theoretical physics, mechanics, tired, tiredness, exhausted, exhaustion
"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, roll over, roll overs, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, disturbed sleep, snore, snores, snoring, meta, art, art style, art styles, insomnia, keep awake, keeps awake, keeping awake, kept awake, resemblance, resemblances, resemble, resembles, resembling, side-sleeper, side-sleepers, sleep on your side, sleeping on your side
Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...
'I still can't believe he's not snoring.'
"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."
Tags:tinnitus, snore, snores, snoring, perfect match, perfect matches, true love, true loves, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, sleep disorder, sleep disorders, snorer, snorers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hearing problem, hearing problems, hearing noises, old age, ageing, old married couple, old married couples, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
Tags:breathe, breathes, breathing, snore, snores, snoring, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritations, irritations, irritates, irritating, noise, noises, sound, sounds, share a bed, sharing a bed, married couple, married couples, spat, spats, fight, fights, argument, arguments, loud breathing, loud breathers, couple, couples
'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'
"He hums in his sleep."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snore, snores, snoring, noisy sleeper, noisy sleepers, baby, babies, infant, infants, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, winter, hum, hums, humming, wild animal, wild animals, insomnia, restless, restless night, restless nights, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers
The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.
'Honey you're roaring.'
"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"
'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'
Out-of-Body Experience (Actual, unretouched photo)
Tags:relax, relaxes, relaxing, dad, dads, father, fathers, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snore, snores, snoring, easy chair, easy chairs, recliner, recliners, reclining, couch potato, couch potatoes, out of of body experience, out of body experiences, astral projection, mindless, mindlessness, tv addict, tv addicts, television addict, television addicts, television addiction
"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"
Bear tells man to stop snoring
Tags:snore, snores, snorer, snorers, disturbed sleep, disturbed sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, sleep apnea, obstructive sleep apnea, osa, sleep apnoea, obstructive sleep apnoea, bear, bears, camp, camps, campsite, camping, camper, campers, campsites, camp site, camp sites, woods, forest, forestry, holiday, vacation, holidays, vacations, sleepless, sleeplessness
'Your snoring sounds like an electric can opener!'
"Your snoring is really getting out of control."
'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'
'I admit I killed him...but it wasn't murder...It was an accident...'
Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.
"Before we were married he use to wine and dine me. Now he snores and bores me."
Tags:courtship, courtships, courting, date, dates, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problems, marriage problems, marital problem, marriage problem, snore, wine and dine, wined and dined, boring, boredom, husband, husbands, wife, wives, dating ritual, dating rituals