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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
"Honey, you're snoring."
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'
'Your snoring sounds like an electric can opener!'
'I admit I killed him...but it wasn't murder...It was an accident...'
Bee with a bad snoring habit.
'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'
'Marm! Wake up! You're scaring all the fish away!'
'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'
'When I snore, I'm put in solitary. And on nights when I don't, I'm released back into the general population.'
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'When Marmaduke prefers to sleep outside, you know your snoring is really bad.'
Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.
'When his snoring wakes you, use these.'
'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'
Two doors at the church, one labelled cry room the other snore room.
"I hate her snoring, especially during sex."
"You were snoring."
Snore Stopper Hints: Help for the harried wife. . .
"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"
'I let Ed sleep through these meetings. His snoring keeps the others awake.'
'I hardly slept a wink last night because of those noisy buggers in the tent upstairs!'
"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"