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"Honey, you're snoring."
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'
"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
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'I still can't believe he's not snoring.'
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"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."
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'Honey you're roaring.'
"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"
Bear tells man to stop snoring
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"Your snoring is really getting out of control."
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Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.
"I'm in for killing a guy for snoring."
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'When I snore, I'm put in solitary. And on nights when I don't, I'm released back into the general population.'
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'When Marmaduke prefers to sleep outside, you know your snoring is really bad.'
'Could you speak up Mrs Jones, I didn't hear what the problem is...'
"I think I can cure your snoring problem. Have you tried not sleeping?"
'Was I snoring again?'
"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."
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"He snores from October to May!"
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"He's an energy tax credit."
"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"
"Yes, dear, you're still the man of my dreams. Your snoring wakes me up every night."
Snore Stopper Hints: Help for the harried wife. . .