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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
"Honey, you're snoring."
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'
"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, roll over, roll overs, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, disturbed sleep, snore, snores, snoring, meta, art, art style, art styles, insomnia, keep awake, keeps awake, keeping awake, kept awake, resemblance, resemblances, resemble, resembles, resembling, side-sleeper, side-sleepers, sleep on your side, sleeping on your side
'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'
"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."
Tags:tinnitus, snore, snores, snoring, perfect match, perfect matches, true love, true loves, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, sleep disorder, sleep disorders, snorer, snorers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hearing problem, hearing problems, hearing noises, old age, ageing, old married couple, old married couples, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
Tags:breathe, breathes, breathing, snore, snores, snoring, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritations, irritations, irritates, irritating, noise, noises, sound, sounds, share a bed, sharing a bed, married couple, married couples, spat, spats, fight, fights, argument, arguments, loud breathing, loud breathers, couple, couples
"He hums in his sleep."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snore, snores, snoring, noisy sleeper, noisy sleepers, baby, babies, infant, infants, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, winter, hum, hums, humming, wild animal, wild animals, insomnia, restless, restless night, restless nights, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers
'Honey you're roaring.'
Out-of-Body Experience (Actual, unretouched photo)
Tags:relax, relaxes, relaxing, dad, dads, father, fathers, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snore, snores, snoring, easy chair, easy chairs, recliner, recliners, reclining, couch potato, couch potatoes, out of of body experience, out of body experiences, astral projection, mindless, mindlessness, tv addict, tv addicts, television addict, television addicts, television addiction
'The jury find the attorneys guilty of twisting the facts, the witnesses guilty of lying, and you, Your Honor, guilty of snoring.'
Bear tells man to stop snoring
Tags:snore, snores, snorer, snorers, disturbed sleep, disturbed sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, sleep apnea, obstructive sleep apnea, osa, sleep apnoea, obstructive sleep apnoea, bear, bears, camp, camps, campsite, camping, camper, campers, campsites, camp site, camp sites, woods, forest, forestry, holiday, vacation, holidays, vacations, sleepless, sleeplessness
'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'
'Your snoring sounds like an electric can opener!'
"Your snoring is really getting out of control."
'I admit I killed him...but it wasn't murder...It was an accident...'
"Was I snoring again?"
Tags:snoring, snore, snores, insomniac, insomniacs, sleeping problem, sleeping problems, sleeping together, insomnia, beds, relationships, earplugs, blocking out the sound, your mouths, soundproof, soundproofing, loss of sleep, sleep loss, getting to sleep, bedroom, noise, sleep apnea, sleep study, sleep clinics
Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'
Bee with a bad snoring habit.
'They make that noise when they're content.'
'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'
'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'
'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'