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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
"Honey, you're snoring."
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
"Come and get me, coppers!"
'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'
Tags:math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, equation, equations, snore, snoring, zzz, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, sigma, capital sigma, algebra, scientist, scientists, genius, geniuses, theoretical physics, mechanics, tired, tiredness, exhausted, exhaustion
"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, roll over, roll overs, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, disturbed sleep, snore, snores, snoring, meta, art, art style, art styles, insomnia, keep awake, keeps awake, keeping awake, kept awake, resemblance, resemblances, resemble, resembles, resembling, side-sleeper, side-sleepers, sleep on your side, sleeping on your side
Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...
"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspectives, astronaut, astronauts, space station, the space station, international space station, space shuttle, space shuttles, snoring, snorer, snorers, loud snorer, loud snorers, loud snoring, irritation, irritations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying sound, annoying sounds, planet earth, spacemen, spaceman, outer space, in space, outerspace
'I still can't believe he's not snoring.'
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, stare, staring, spoon, spooning, snoring, snorer, snorers
"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
Tags:breathe, breathes, breathing, snore, snores, snoring, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritations, irritations, irritates, irritating, noise, noises, sound, sounds, share a bed, sharing a bed, married couple, married couples, spat, spats, fight, fights, argument, arguments, loud breathing, loud breathers, couple, couples
"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."
Tags:tinnitus, snore, snores, snoring, perfect match, perfect matches, true love, true loves, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, sleep disorder, sleep disorders, snorer, snorers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hearing problem, hearing problems, hearing noises, old age, ageing, old married couple, old married couples, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens
'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'
"He hums in his sleep."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snore, snores, snoring, noisy sleeper, noisy sleepers, baby, babies, infant, infants, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, winter, hum, hums, humming, wild animal, wild animals, insomnia, restless, restless night, restless nights, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers
"Fifty bucks or it goes on YouTube!"
The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.
'Honey you're roaring.'
'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'
"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"
Out-of-Body Experience (Actual, unretouched photo)
Tags:relax, relaxes, relaxing, dad, dads, father, fathers, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snore, snores, snoring, easy chair, easy chairs, recliner, recliners, reclining, couch potato, couch potatoes, out of of body experience, out of body experiences, astral projection, mindless, mindlessness, tv addict, tv addicts, television addict, television addicts, television addiction
"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"
'The jury find the attorneys guilty of twisting the facts, the witnesses guilty of lying, and you, Your Honor, guilty of snoring.'