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"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"
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Snowman facing firing squad.
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Building the perfect snow-boyfriend
"You have something of mine, and I want it back."
Squirrel Nose Job
"Wow! She's hot."
"There are body parts falling down on us everywhere! It's the apocalypse!"
Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun
"So where do you see yourself in five months?"
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"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."
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'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'
Snowman getting in shape
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'DANDRUFF?! Those are just flakes!'
'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'
"I hope the sun comes out. I'm trying to get down to a size 6."
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"You should have come to see me sooner."
"Have you seen my bowling ball?"
"You ordered the Iced Coffee?"
"All right, no more Mr. Ice guy!"
"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."
"The Smiths just got back from Florida."
"That guys a son of a birch."
"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."
Snowman family with snow mother cleaning up mess left behind.