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"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"
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The Village Snowidiot
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Building the perfect snow-boyfriend
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"You have something of mine, and I want it back."
"There are body parts falling down on us everywhere! It's the apocalypse!"
"I know this is a bad habit."
'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'
Snowman melted by coffee
'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'
"Looks like you guys had a great time making a snowman with the babysitter. By the way, where is the babysitter?"
"They were out of carrots."
"Aren't you going to say 'Gesundheit'?"
"Have you seen my bowling ball?"
"If no two snowflakes are alike, what chance do we have of being compatible?"
"You ordered the Iced Coffee?"
"All right, no more Mr. Ice guy!"
"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."
"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."
Tags:frozen vegetable, frozen vegetables, frozen veg, frozen vegs, vegetable portion, vegetable portions, nutritionist, nutritionists, snowmen, snowman, snow people, snow person, snow sculpture, healthy living, health food, health foods, snow sculptures, vegetable, mom, moms, mum, mums, family life, kid, kids, mother, mothers, child
Dead Snowman Police Outlines.
"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."
'Another botched Snotox injection...'
"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."