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"Well, hello there yourself!"
Mrs. Frosty Has A Hot Flash.
'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''
'DANDRUFF?! Those are just flakes!'
Snowman getting in shape
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"He says he's dressing up for summer."
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"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."
Snow Global Warming
"Okay so maybe I had a little work done..."
"You never know if these photos have been Photoshopped or taken during the warm weather when pounds have melted off."
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Snowwoman holding vacuum cleaner instead of broom.
"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"
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"I've got the feeling that our relationship has cooled down..."
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'Oh, no, the tourists are starting to arrive.'
'You should do something about your mid-drift bulge.'
'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'
'Let's get busy with the snow-woman. Here's Daddy with the snow.'
Woman creates a snow-women for a lonely snowman.
Frosty's wife admires her new implants.
"She thinks a cherry tomato makes her look younger, but she's not fooling anyone."
Tags:snow, winter, snowman, snowmen, snow woman, snow women, vegetables, vegetable, tomatoes, tomato, cherry tomatoes, cherry tomato, carrots, carrot, nose, noses, looking younger, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, snow sculpture, snow sculptures
"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"
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"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"
"Remember what the doctor said. Easy on the rock salt."
"While you're out, pick up a scratching post."
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