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'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, winter, winters, spring, springs, player, players, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, basket, baskets, hoop, hoops, attacker, attackers, global warming, warm, warms, warming, warmed, season, seasons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, skis, skied, snow, snows, snowing, snowed, snow, snow sport, snow sports, winter sport, winter sports, snowboard, snowboarding, snowboards, snowboarder, snowboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, ski lifting, bug, bugs, bugging, pest, pests, cockroach, cockroachesin the bleachers
'That was quite a snow storm last night.'
'Snow again, today...'
Snow falling on accountants.
Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'
'See you next spring, Morty.'
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Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, winter, snow, snowed in, snowed, shovel, snow shovel, clearing the driveway, driveway, car, cars, mammoth, mammoths, metaphor, metaphors, snowstorm
Bert's new Alaskan snow-shoveling hounds quickly became the talk of the neighborhood.
'Oh brother, not another one! When are you middle-aged guys going to wise up and stop shoveling your driveways>'
Tags:winter, snow, snows, snowed, snowy, snowing, shovel, shoveling, shoveled, shovels, shovelling, shovelled, die, died, dying, dies, dead, snow shovel, snow shovels, plough, ploughing, ploughed, snow plough, snow ploughs, driveway, driveways, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, heavenly, close to home
Tags:prank, pranks, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, snow, snows, snowy, snowing, snowed, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, bobsled, bobsleds, obstruction, obstructions, obstructed, winter sport, winter sports, snow sport, snow sports, crash, crashing, crashed, crashes, in the bleachers
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, stick, sticks, stick arm, stick arms, resolution, resolutions, new years resolution, new years resolutions, winter, winters, snow, snows, snowing, snowy, snowed, action, actions, weak, weakness, feeble, feebleness, determined, determination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.
'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'
Polar Bears Bowling.
'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'
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'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
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'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'
'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'
'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'
Snowman peeing in a corner as postman walks past
Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'