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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'
'ok, who threw that?'
"It's dislocated, alright."
Christmas Group Therapy.
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"Good news—those lumps were just coal."
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All the President's Snowmen
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'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
'I was built by texters.'
'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'
'That was quite a snow storm last night.'
'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'
'We all contributed.'
"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, snow, snowing, snowfall, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, smiley face, smiles, smile, smiling, monster, monsters, winter, christmas, cold, freezing, cold weather, kid, kids, play, playing, construct, child, childhood, creativity, creative, construction, back in the day, sick minded, sick-minded, innovative, innovate, invent, inventive, influence, negative influence, gaming, computer games, child gamers, child gaming
"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"
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"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."
"Don't worry. He won't last long."
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'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'