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"No, snub-chat. It deletes your messages before they're delivered."
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DINER, 'She turned me down for a date once - She said it might interfere with her career.'
'My Daddy wants me to give you the brush-off Freddie.'
'If you want your opinions ignored, I'm the guy to see.'
'I want everyone to wear a name tag so I'll know who I'm ignoring.'
'Today let's start with a list of actors who were never nominated for an academy award...'
' I don't know what all the fuss is about. I'm barred from the White house too. And the Copple house, the Black bull, the Prince George, the Farmer's arms...'
"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."