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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
A rain shower
"I can give you the tools, but you have to do the work yourself."
Tags:bath, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, soak, bath time, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
"...Talk about stubborn!"
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"I'm letting him soak."
Tags:washing up, washing the dishes, dish washing, soak, soaking, letting it soak, dirty dishes, baby, babies, bathtime, bathtimes, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parenting, housework
"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"
"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."
Tags:hot tubs, wheel, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, soak, soaks, soaking, schvitz, schvitzes, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, warm up, warms up, warming up, calm down, calms down, calming down, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, primitive man, primitive men, primitive mankind
"You're retaining water."
This won't fix everything.
'Your wife tells me she thinks you may have a drinking problem.'
'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'
Tags:gatorade, viking, vikings, battle, battles, victory, victories, victorious, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, celebrate, celebrates, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, drench, drenches, drenching, drenched, soak, soaks, soaking, soaked, leader, leaders, leading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It's not for soaking your feet... it's a bedpan!'
'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'
"Food? And take up room that beer could occupy?"
Tags:menu, menus, drinks menu, drinks menus, food menu, food menus, pub food, pub, pubs, eating out, beer, beers, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, soak, soaks, waitress, waitresses, server, servers
"Food? And take up room that wine could occupy?"
'Aw, come on! It's only a drop of rain!'
'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'
'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'
'Every drink takes a day off your life? If that was true, I'd have died years ago!'
'The nearest boozer? You're talking to him!'
Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath
'I didn't want to get my umbrella wet.'
Life's lessons 101.
Karma for dog owners.