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"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."
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(Oh, drat …. There goes the new year's resolution.)
Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'
'You've taken a sobriety test before.'
"Oh, yeah… Well I'll be sober in the morning and you'll still be rich and successful."
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"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."
Designated driver at a party.
Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'
"I found the sobriety not that big of a thing. It's the clarity that's scary!!"
Tags:forced sobriety, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, sobriety, sober, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, literary figure, literary figures, dry spell, rehab, rehabs, rehabilitation, rehabilitating, dungeon, count of monte cristo
"But she'll come down eventually, and she'll come down hard."
Tags:hey diddle diddle, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, children's story, children's stories, cow, cows, cow jumped over the moon, farm, farms, ranch, ranches, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, crescent moon, moon, intoxicated, intoxicate, coming down, sober, sobering up, sobriety, cattle, herd, herds
'Okay, for this part of the sobriety test, I want you to say all the numbers of pi.'
Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.
"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."
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"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."
'They expect us to vote cold sober?'
'Of course not, my dear -- I'm sober as a judge!'
"I feel ok until I sober up."
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"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"
'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'
"Concert attendance has dropped. Your fan base has aged, sobered up, and finally realizes how untalented you really are."
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'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'
"You say the nicest things. . . and perfectly sober as well."
'No, wait, let me guess! You were just standing there, sober, minding your own business and it was the car that just came out of nowhere!'
'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'
"I am as sober as a judge, but I will need you to blow into this to prove it."