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"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."
'Dog, nothing - I came home sober last night, and my WIFE bit me!'
'I hate her when I'm sober and she hates me when I'm drunk.'
'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'
'I don't mind-it sobers him up for the drive home!'