Sobriety Cartoons and Comics

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

(Oh, drat …. There goes the new year's resolution.)

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'You need to lose about 30 pounds of gravitas.'

Designated driver at a party.

Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'

"I found the sobriety not that big of a thing. It's the clarity that's scary!!"

"But she'll come down eventually, and she'll come down hard."

"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."

Ant drunk driving tests: 'Okay, now touch your nose and walk on this line.'

Alcoholics Antonymous

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"I am as sober as a judge, but I will need you to blow into this to prove it."

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"About time!"

'My fellow countrymen, in these difficult times for our nation, we all have to learn to live in sobriety.'

'I've been granted amnesty from sobriety.'

'-but surely you remember Christmas Eve, 1989-I came home sober THEN!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'