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Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?
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New York's Only Tragedy Club!
"Well, thank heavens I can still laugh about it!"
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'What did you do - tell him the amount of his share of the national debt?'
"Patti! I can't watch tv without the flipper!...and, yes, I looked everywhere!"
Tags:penguin, penguins, tv remote, flipper, flippers, bird, birds, tv viewing, couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, sobs, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, television remote, lost property, lazy, laziness, battle of the sexes, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, reynolds unwrapped
'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'
'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'
A psychiatrist breaks down crying in front of his patient.
Michael Ramsey 'One Lucky SOB.'
'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'
"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."
Repression (Laughing outside, crying inside).
New! Weeping gourami: 'How can you tell if they're 'weeping'?'
"I do feel a tad bad - I've made teachers cry before, but never sob uncontrollably."
"Moms and dads don't have to cry when they're hurt, because they can swear."
'We now come to the end (sob!) of our programming day....'
Man on Deserted Island - stones spell out SOB.
'It really hurts to see you upset like this Kate - I wish i could offer you a shoulder to cry on...'
The boy who cried wolves - 'WAAAAAH, HAAAH, AAAAH!'
Unhappy Boundaries - Wailing wall/Sobbing fence.