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'He hasn't quite yet mastered the art of the diving header.'
"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
Tags:carbon dioxide, co2, pollution, pollute, pollutes, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, travel, travelling, soccer, soccer games, football, football games, travels, drive, driving, drives, global warming, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, annoying, climate change, climate-change, children, child, kid, kids, environmental problems, sport, sports, unhelpful
'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
Tags:sheep, lamb, lambs, goal, goals, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, herd, herds, herding, herded, shepherd, shepherds, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, flock, flocks, flocking, flock, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."
Tags:soccer mom, soccer moms, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, cheering on, cheer, cheering, support, supporting, supporters, supporters, enthusiasm, unenthusiastic, soccer, football, child, kid, kids, childhood, draw the line, drawing the line, unsupportive, keeping up appearances, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, woo hoo, modern life
"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."
Tags:gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, gender politics, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, football player, football players, women's football, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, pep talk, pep talks, pep-talk, pep-talks, burden, burdens, score, scores, game, games, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, social problem, social problems, gender equality, gender inequality
Coma for twenty years
Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.
'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'
Tags:interfering parent, interfering parents, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, soccer parent, soccer parents, soccer team, soccer teams, kid's soccer team, kid's soccer teams, competitive parent, competitive parents, home, homes, football season, soccer season, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We lost. Someone leveled the playing field."
Tags:football, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, level the playing field, levelling the playing field, leveling the playing field, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, sport, sports, team sport, team sports
'Gosh, you seem to know a lot about soccer. I like that in a coach.'
Tags:football, footballs, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, inform, informs, informed, informing, knowledge, knowledgeable, like, likes, liked, liking, approve, approves, approved, approval, approvals, approving, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Sorry, kids, but I had no choice. Your parents' constant interference was making it impossible for me to coach.'
Tags:soccer, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, arrest, arrests, arresting, arrested, swat, swat team, swat teams, control, controls, controlling, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Two boys staring at a soccer ball patterned bird that has hatched from a soccer ball.
'Go get a smaller ball!'
Fantasy Football League training Camp.
'I pulled something playing soccer.'
"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."
"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."
"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."
"You've got to admit it, Achilles has had a bloody awful season."
470 BC: Socrates addresses lifes' difficult questions. "So if the player receiving the ball is past the last defender when the ball is played..."
"We're playing soccer, not football!"
'It's for the election debates, of course.'
'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'
'Brian was dropped from the team after picking up a nasty leg injury.'