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"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
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carbon dioxide, co2, pollution, pollute, pollutes, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, travel, travelling, soccer, soccer games, football, football games, travels, drive, driving, drives, global warming, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, annoying, climate change, climate-change, children, child, kid, kids, environmental problems, sport, sports, unhelpful"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."
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gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, gender stereotyping, gender politics, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, football player, football players, women's football, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, pep talk, pep talks, pep-talk, pep-talks, burden, burdens, score, scores, game, games, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, social problem, social problems, gender equality, gender inequalityArc De Participation
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participation trophy, participation trophies, arc de triomphe, trophy, trophies, participation, participations, monument, monuments, national monument, national monuments, soccer player, soccer players, soccer game, soccer games, football player, football players, football game, tournament, tournaments'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'
"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."
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vuvuzela, vuvuzelas, soccer, soccer game, soccer games, soccer match, soccer matches, football, football match, football matches, futbol, parent, parents, parenting, soccer mom, soccer moms, soccer practice, cheer, cheers, cheer on, cheers on, cheering on, horn, horns, noisemaker, noisemakers, tournament, tournaments, competition, competitionsRed Cards
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adam and eve, garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians, football, foul, fouls, soccer, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, red card, red cards, football player, football players, soccer players, soccer players'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'
"Your son can really fake an injury. I'm talking at scholarship level."
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flopper, floppers, diver, divers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, soccer game, soccer games, soccer match, soccer matches, soccer coach, soccer coaches, football coach, football coaches, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, coach, coaches, coaching, dive, dives, diving, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, tactical foul"Now get out there and do something fans can turn into a meme!"
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meme, memes, motivational speech, motivational speeches, motivational talk, motivational talks, coach, coaches, team sport, team sports, team-sport, team-sports, football player, football players, footballer, footballers, soccer player, soccer players, soccer game, soccer games, soccer match, soccer matches, going viral, viral'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'
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soccer game plan, soccer game, soccer games, football game, football games, match, matches, coaches, training session, training sessions, soccer, training, coaching, coach, computer, computers, soccer technology, soccer training, football, strategy, strategic, predictive, software, predictions, prediction, obvious, shot, shooting, goals, goal"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"
Footballer's Wages
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football, bonus, bonuses, penalty, penalties, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, soccer player, soccer players, soccer game, soccer games, football game, football games, football match, football matches, soccer match, soccer matches, wages, wage, purse, purses, penalty, penalties, salary, salaries, scoring bonus, goal bonus"We've got enough money so why would we care about a lousy win bonus? If only the managers' wife had made us her swede stew, then we wouldn't have lost 0:9."
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footballer, footballers, football player, football players, soccer player, soccer players, soccer, soccer game, soccer games, soccer match, soccer matches, football game, football games, football match, football matches, win, wins, loser, losers, wage, wages, salary, salaries, celebrity, celebrities