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'He hasn't quite yet mastered the art of the diving header.'
'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
Tags:sheep, lamb, lambs, goal, goals, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, herd, herds, herding, herded, shepherd, shepherds, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, flock, flocks, flocking, flock, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."
Tags:gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, gender politics, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, football player, football players, women's football, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, pep talk, pep talks, pep-talk, pep-talks, burden, burdens, score, scores, game, games, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, social problem, social problems, gender equality, gender inequality
Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.
'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'
Tags:interfering parent, interfering parents, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, soccer parent, soccer parents, soccer team, soccer teams, kid's soccer team, kid's soccer teams, competitive parent, competitive parents, home, homes, football season, soccer season, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Arc De Participation
Tags:participation trophy, participation trophies, arc de triomphe, trophy, trophies, participation, participations, monument, monuments, national monument, national monuments, soccer player, soccer players, soccer game, soccer games, football player, football players, football game, tournament, tournaments
"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"
Tags:football hooligan, football hooligans, hooligan, hooligans, footballer, footballers, football thug, football thugs, thug, thugs, soccer player, soccer players, football game, soccer game, soccer fan, soccer fans, football fan, football fans, soccer team, soccer teams, football team, football teams, havoc, match day, match days, football match, soccer match, vandal, vandals, vandalism, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"We lost. Someone leveled the playing field."
Tags:football, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, level the playing field, levelling the playing field, leveling the playing field, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, sport, sports, team sport, team sports
'Gabrielle! Grace! What did I tell you kids about player soccer in the nest!'
Tags:soccer practice, soccer practices, football practice, football practices, kid, kids, nest, nests, sports, hobby, bird, birds, footballer, footballers, soccer player, soccer players, scolding, scoldings, footballs, soccer ball, soccer balls, outdoor game, outdoor games, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Gosh, you seem to know a lot about soccer. I like that in a coach.'
Tags:football, footballs, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, inform, informs, informed, informing, knowledge, knowledgeable, like, likes, liked, liking, approve, approves, approved, approval, approvals, approving, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'
'Go get a smaller ball!'
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, footballer, footballers, football, footballs, football player, football players, soccer player, soccer players, goal, goals, goalie, goalies, goal keeper, goal keepers
"We're playing soccer, not football!"
'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'
"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"
"Keep your shape at the back...."
Wayne Rooney gets a tattoo.
With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare.
Tags:hamster, hamsters, guinea pig, guinea pigs, hamster wheel, hamster wheels, wheel, wheels, football, footballs, pitch, pitches, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, nightmare, nightmares, adventure, adventures, pet, pets, mistaken identity
'What does United have to do to win the championship?' - 'Win nine out of their last four matches.'
'Get up, you're not that bad.'