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'Gabrielle! Grace! What did I tell you kids about player soccer in the nest!'
"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"
"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."
'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'
"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."
Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.
"See that tree over there? When I was your age, I could kick the ball over its top. Of course, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."
"Oh man! Someone's deodorant is not working!"