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"Yes, it is hot in here."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, pub, bar, regular, regulars, patron, patrons, friday night, friday nights, repetition, repetitive, cliche, cliches, cartoonist, cartoonists, social drinker, social drinkers, social drinking, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drowning your sorrows, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Double Scotches for me and my super-ego, and a glass of water for my id, which is driving."
Tags:superego, superegos, super-ego, super-egos, psychology, designated driver, designated drivers, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, ego, egos, id, ids, psychoanalytic theories, mental life, the mental life, freudian, freudian theory, psychoanalysis, structural model of the psyche, instinctual trend, instinctual trends, scotch, scotches, split personality, split personalities
"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
Tags:drunk, drunks, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, getting drunk, pub, bar, over the limit, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, deluded, delusion, delusions, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, confused, confusion, wise words, wisdom, drunk wisdom
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, beer, wine, christmas tipple, christmas drink, christmas drinks, christmas, christmas time, christmas tree, christmas trees, december, festive season, the festive season, december fest, december fests, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."
"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
Tags:drink, drinking, drinker, drinker, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, large hadron collider, particle collider, particle colliders, one too many, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, deep thought, deep thinking, deep thinker, big question, big questions, deep question, deep questions, fundamental question, fundamental questions, unanswered questions, particle physics, particle physicist, particle physicists, quantum physics, quantum physicist, quantum physicists
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, extreme, extreme sport, extreme sports, social event, social events, socializing, socialising, alcohol, social drinking, social drinker, socail drinkers, over the limit, alcohol, alcoholics, alcoholic, alcoholism
Missing: Wine Glass
'It's a new government-approved beer glass to prevent binge drinking.'
"My two favorite things are this and lying to pollsters."
Tags:poll, polls, voter, voting, democracy, democracies, the polls, lying to polls, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, pub, bar, political campaign, political campaign, opinion poll, opinion polls, inaccurate poll, inaccurate polls, pollster, pollsters, bradley effect, the bradley effect, voter opinion poll, voter opinion polls
"I knew you'd like this place."
Tags:identical, look a like, look a likes, look alike, look alikes, things in common, common interest, common interest, imitate, imitation, imitating, relating, relatable, pub, bar, drinking, social drinker, modern life, modern times, monotony, monotonous, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs
"Oh no - a ciderman"
"OK, one more, but that is it."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, shot, shots, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, over drink, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, social drinking, desk toy, desk toys, dippy bird, dippy birds, drinking bird, drinking birds, desktop toy, desktop toys, self restraint, self-restraint, self control, self-control, restraint
"Well, let's compromise. You stop nagging about my boozing habit and I'll join Social Drinkers Anonymous!"
'May I have $50 to buy a round for the house, sir? — I'm a social drinker.'
'I only jog to be social.'
"Can Dave come out to drink cider in the park?"
"Drinking home alone. I think he might have a problem."
Tags:drink problem, drink problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking, drinker, drinkers, beer, beers, snail, snails, bug, bugs, insect, insects, drinking alone, social activity, social drinker, social drinkers, health problem, health problems, addiction, addictions, addicted, addictive
"He says that he can stop anytime..."