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"Let's just ignore him – unless he tips his hat."
"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"
Tags:license plate, license plates, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, park, parks, parking, parking spot, parking spots, illegal parking, illegally parked, inconsiderate, speech, speeches, auction, auctions, car auction, car auctions, announcement, announcements, rude, rudeness, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, etiquette, social etiquette
"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."
Tags:gender issues, gender stereotype, bargain, bargains, deal, teamwork, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friends, working together, telling jokes, social etiquette, familiar faces, insult, insults, insulting, bad memory, bad memories, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives
Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical
'So let me repeat this: nobody touches their smartphones during the meeting.'
'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'
Small talk vortex
"Wow! You've really had the runs all night!"
"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."
Tags:polite, politeness, date, dates, gentleman, gentlemen, pay for sex, paying for sex, chivalry, chivalrous, pay for dinner, paying for dinner, feminist, feminists, feminism, pay, pays, paying, dinner date, dinner dates, social etiquette, date night, date nights, expectation, expectations, patriarchy, patriarchal
Ringing At Death's Door
Eye contact zone next 50 feet.
"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"
Tags:costume, costumes, costume drama, costume dramas, parody, parodies, cliche, cliches, upper class, upper classes, become a cliche, becomes a cliche, becoming a cliche, worry, worries, worrying, fear, fears, age, ages, aging, ageing, grow old, grows old, growing old, couple, couples, movie, movies, film, films, etiquette, courteous, social etiquette, english
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
Who pays the ferryman?
Owl reading 'Who's Who': 'WHOOOO?'
"Thank you for being a wonderful audience during my cellphone conversation."
"Remember, this is my boss. Behave and don't go grooming yourself in the middle of a conversation."
Tags:cats, cat, pets, pet, feline, felines, social etiquette, manner, manners, good manners, well-mannered, behavior, behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, grooms, boss, bosses, employer, employers, work do, work dos, office party, office parties, groom, grooming, behavior, conversations, conversation
'Never, Ever...compliment a woman on her pregnancy.'
Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.
'No, no...I meant, cut the CAKE!'
'Margie, that rude guy who's always on his cell phone is coming through my line again!'
'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'
"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."
Tags:manners, social etiquette, etiquette, etiquette class, etiquette classes, modern times, modern life, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, phone addiction, phone addict, smartphone addict, smartphone addiction, smartphone addicts, table manners, modern manners, cell phone addict, cell phone addicts, cell phone addiction, bad manners
If you disagree, just shake your head, not the other guy's.