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"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"
"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
"How much do you tip your genie?"
The Imperfect Hostess
"She's been a woman of indeterminate age for a very long time."
"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."
"I'm terribly sorry, but I forgot to bring my talking points."
"It cost a bundle, but I can't tell you how much better I feel about myself."
'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'
"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
"Why the long face?"
"We used to tell people we were childless by choice until we found they're less judgmental if we blame it on fertility problems."
"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."