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'Now the Pope's on Twitter, do you think he'll open a Papal account?'
'You have a friend request.'
'She looks so liberated.'
'Does your bird talk?'
'Needs to be more tweetable.'
'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'
'Selfie' on top of Everest. . . 3 likes. Breakfast at base camp. . . 359 likes!!
'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'
'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'
'Not speaking to each other in a whole new medium!'
"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, radiologist, radiologists, radiology, ultrasound, ultrasounds, technician, technicians, ultrasonography, obstetric ultrasound, obstetric sonography, sonographer, sonographers, sonogram, sonograms, baby, babies, pregnancy, pregnancies, fetus, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, image, images, modern life, modern technology, endorsement, endorsements, endorse, skill, skills, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones
"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."
Tags:wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding day, wedding days, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, electronic rights, copyright, intellectual property, bride, brides, groom, grooms, bridegroom, bridegrooms, social media, social network, social networks, social networking
'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'
'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'
Tags:religion, religious, god, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, app, apps, application, applications, technology, praying, prayer, prayers, plague, plagues, weather, apocalypse, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, prophet, prophets, love, romance, soulmate, soulmates, holy book, bible, bibles, biblical, devil, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, game, games, social media, social networking, social network, social networks
'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'
'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'
'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
Last Tweet Cemetery.
"I know you're one of my friends, but I'm replacing you with a follower."
"I post one thing about how de-clawing isn't that bad, and now the whole world hates me."
Tags:animal rights, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, inhumane, post, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, declawing, declawed, de-clawing, de-clawed, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, claw, claws, troll, trolls, cyber troll, cyber trolls, cyber-troll, cyber-trolls
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'
'Someday, son, all this will be yours.'
Welcome to MyGrave - Here are all of my friends!
A grave that reads "Read the comments".
Tags:death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, read the comments, comment, comments, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, technology, computer, computers, internet, online