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"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
"Women kiss women good night. Men kiss women good night. But men do not kiss men good night – especially in Armonk."
"How much do you tip your genie?"
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."
"Wow! You've really had the runs all night!"
Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.
Break room - Smoke free, carb free.
'Society hates bullies, son... Except for grown-up ones with money. For some reason they're okay.
"There's old Begley—still marching to a different drummer."
"Calling the piano a black thing on three legs - that's incitement of racial hatred, mocking a disability and harassing an instrument."
"Back off, weirdo...I'm not the type of girl who dates a guy she hasn't met online!"
Queue this way.