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Office of Social Insecurity.
Congress is on a cliff edge with social security and medicare.
Social Security is unable to support the weight of America's baby boomers.
'What's that noise?'
'You owe income tax, social security tax, and of course, graduated tax.'
'I'm looking for some high yield income funds to tide me over between student loans and social security.'
"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."
Friends With Social Security Benefits
'If you're not eligible by age, you certainly are, based on how high you wear your pants.'
"Damn socialists better not touch my social security!"
Tax and Spend Area Ponzi Scheme by Rick Perry.
'We need to cut back on public entitlements, starting with Social Security!'
"I can't wait to get older and move from babysitters to entitlement programs."
'While you're wearing that smug ‘we don't have kids' look, who's paying into social security?'
"I want a GPS that shows my company a way to avoid paying social security benefits, minimum wages and turnover taxes!"
'Ah, maybe I can discover the truth about Social Security here.'
Do You Know Where Your Entitlements Are?
Benefits Street - Bonus Boulevard
'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'
'Social Security is good for young workers too - without it i'd have to work more years, surpressing all wages, and giving you less opportunity for advancement.'
'Here's an optimistic touch. My social security check was mailed with a ‘Forever Stamp.''
'I had a misspent youth, so I'd like to apply for a government bailout.'
Our Pledge: cut cut cut
'Live fast - Die young.'