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'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'
'When you've finished feeding your mum there's a triple by-pass in theatre we could use a hand with!'
'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'
'This is Madame Muggins, she's in charge of budget allocation.'
Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.
'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was client care?'
'Here's your rock...you'll find your hard place over there!'
Undervalued,underpaid,worried about my future, still enough of my problems...what can I do for you?
"Here at Wiblington Social Services we value our staff and respect the need to treat them all as individuals. This for example is individual No. 126GH/89."
"Here at Wiblington social services we value our staff and respect the need to treat them as individuals...this for example is individual No 126H/89."
Now accepting anonymous donations
"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"
"I can assure you that all talk of a funding crisis in social services is greatly exaggerted."
social services cuts
'It just so happens that robbing the rich and giving to the poor is a Government monopoly!'
"Brings a whole new meaning to the idea of 'burnout'."
"I say, why don't we tear up all these targets and just let social workers get on with their jobs!"
"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"
"The government is demanding greater accountability, could you write me a memo outlining how you buggered up the entire social care system!"
"You will often be dealing with people at the end of their tether..."
"We must be brave, abandon prejudice and open our doors to carers from all backgrounds..."
Social worker dating
"You're book wasn't quite what I expected...it may have to fit into our Horror catalogue."
"Spending time with social workers on the front line is a real eye opener."