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"C'mon - it's not like I'm argyle!"
Punch, Judy and Socky
"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."
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"If you can't tell the difference between right and wrong I can help."
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Do you need a hand?
I know I'm not what you expected. You've been catfished."
"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."
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"Don't walk away when I'm talking to you."
"I'm afraid it's chronic. And in case you need a second opinion, I brought in Dr. Sock."
"Put a sock on his growth and he's the life of the party!"
'I say we decide by a show of hands.'
'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'
'She's walking all over you. Move on. And never run on hardwood floors.'
'Wouldn't you be better off without me?'
Dead Sock Puppet
"Are you sure you're doing this prostate exam correctly?"
'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'
Gloves on the feet never caught on in the world of puppets.
"I assure you, Chuck is completely stable – no need to question his sanity. Nope, perfectly fine. Better than fine – great! Chuck is doing great. Now onto the quarterly report."
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
'...please instruct the puppet to remain silent and let the witness answer for himself.'
'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'