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The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...
"The first time we see the sun in months, and it explodes."
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The noise you're trying not to hear is always the loudest.
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The Best Laid Plans
"That one just paid off college! Let's eat his brains!"
Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock
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'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)
'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'
Good News / Bad News
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"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"
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Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
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"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."
County Arborist truck runs of road into the only tree for miles around.
Medieval king shakes pen, saying: 'Typical! It was working fine this morning.' The signing of Sod's Law.
Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.
"How come I always end up sitting next to the weirdo?"
"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"
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It's a serious drought when washing your car won't bring on rain.
Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...
'I'm tort law. You want Murphy's.'
'What happens when a body is immersed in hot water?'