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"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"
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"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"
Tags:sprained ankle, sprained ankles, war wound, war wounds, noble, nobility, martyr, martyrs, martyred, injured, injury, injuries, ankle, ankles, hardened, hard man, hard men, military man, military men, soft, soft man, soft men, upper class, upper classes, high class, high classes, leave no man behind, code of ethics, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, self-sacrifice, self-sacrificing, executive, executives, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, privilege, life of privilege
"It's just what I've always said; prisons are just too damn soft...!"
"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."
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'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'
Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).
"Suddenly, five minutes into the match, Edwardo goes soft."
"For better. For richer. In health. Millennials, right?"
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"...and on your left you'll a see soft southern git"
"Go soft or go home!!!"
'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'
"Good news, Mrs. Mostyn. Not only is it benign, but it's also herbivorous."
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'Diane removes her love beads before resuming takeover negotiations'
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
Tags:cheese, cheeses, blue cheeses, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, cheese connoisseur, cheese connoisseurs, turophile, turophiles, blue, food, dairy, fresh, milk, mold, meal, delicious, snack, gourmet, restaurant, piece, french, soft, yellow, brie, eat, cuisine, menu, swiss, tones, electric, sky, navy gorgonzola, healthy, dinner, france, appetizer, roquefort, cambozola, fungus, store
'The people downstairs have been complaining that we're too noisy, so the landlord wants us to wear these from now on.'
'Try to aim for that herd of mountain goats! They'll break your fall!!'
'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'
"A happy, laughing cow."
...Meanwhile, over at the pillow factory...
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'That inflammation's caused by splinters, Mr, Jenkins, I'd recommend switching to a diet of softer woods - say, pine or cedar,'
Tags:beaver, beavers, wood, woods, pine, pines, cedar, cedars, tree, trees, eat, eats, chew, chews, chewing, eating, diet, diets, doctor, doctors, splint, splints, splinter, splinters, inflammation, inflamed, throat, throats, mouth, mouths, teeth, tooth, soft, softer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'The GOOD news is that the medication you took has completely cleared up your hardening of the arteries.'