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"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."
You must be this tall to sleep on the bed
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"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"
"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."
"You're nine years old now Herbert, you can't rely on those puppy dog eyes during arguments anymore."
You only get your tonsils out once. Milk it.
"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."
'I hear prisoners get time added on for good behaviour.'
Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'
"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."