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'They've really advanced car software.'
"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"
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Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.
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'The Electronic Health Records software works very well. I entered the patient's medications, vitals, and allergies. The software calculated the course of treatment, projected outcome, and anticipate insurance reimbursement.'
'Well, the GOOD news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have genuine interest in the product...His name is Nigel and he lives with his mother in Barnsley.'
"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"
A man looks at his computer screen which reads "Hey! Gotta go...Y2K.".
'Is that ACME recruitment... The software designer you sent me needs his mummy.'
'Just think of Maths as the App to help run the program called 'Balancing a Budget'.'
"I told him not to click on it."
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'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'
Searching for the Perfect App
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"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."
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'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
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'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'
'Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. If I had a dollar for every cloud computing joke I've heard...'
'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'
"Now watch this, bark recognition."
'Dis new software makes our jobs simple! Right here is who ya gotta whack. Here is where ya gotta whack 'em. DIS is WHEN you gotta whack 'em...'
'It was inevitable, I suppose. They've gone and virtualized the coffee in the 'Cloud'.'
'Frank has been a victim of identity theft!'
'My Facebook profile pic is my face Photoshopped onto a heavier person's body. That way I look thinner in person.'
'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'