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"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."
OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.
No, Grandpa, computer literacy has nothing to do with being able to read barcodes.
'If Facebook is already replacing e-mail, then we should get started on a replacement for Facebook.'
'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'
"I combine technical skill with a human interface."
Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!
Free and Open Source Software.
'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'
'So, do you need years and years of experience to become an unemployed software engineer?'
You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.
Not a good idea writing a program that makes the computer self-destruct!
'I program, therefore I am....'
'I program, therefore I am,,,,'
'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'
You're a smart guy, Tom...and you're telling me you can't change the lightbulb in the laundry room?
'Sure -- but who programs the programmers?'
'There's a syntax error in line 125010.'
The Kid's A Genius!
"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."