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"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."
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"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."
Before and After an Update
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"How long is it going to take for my computer to install all those updates?"
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Computer operator welding machine.
"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"
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"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."
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Everyone stopped and stared at the familiar figure that had entered the Windows saloon. All of a sudden, the realisation hit them. The Start Menu had returned!"
"It finally finished the update! But it started the update in 2004!"
"This new software update really did improve security. It froze the entire phone."
"Yes, there is a worm in your apple. Unfortunately I don't have any software to fix it."
"You can count on two things in this life: tax code revisions and software updates."
"It's the golden rule of the computer age: If it ain't broke, upgrade it."
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"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."
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"Are they enabled for software updates and the like?"
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"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"
'Ed, the time has come to roll out Ed 2.0.'
"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."
"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."
"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."
"This update contains minor improvements."
"I bought you a software update...new underwear."
User's Guide to Desktop Printing
"This chart shows how well our new project software is working."