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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'
The end of the solar system
Tags:solar system, sun, suns, planet, planets, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, science, sciences, astro-physics, science nerd, science nerds, dinners ready, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, teenager, teen, teens, teenagers, parenting, parent, parents, parenthood, end, end of the world, endings, death, dying sun, orbit, out of orbit, red giant, red giants, planetary system, planetary systems, sun, son, suns, sons, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words
"Good news-they found water on the moon."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, survivor, survivors, thirsty, thirst, starvation, hungry, hunger, crawling, dying, good news, newspaper, newspapers, water, moon, water on the moon, science, found, discovered, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, planet, planets, space, outer space, space travel, space exploration, solar system, exploring space, scientist, scientists, useless, unhelpful
BIG BANG COMIX
Tags:science, scientific, astronomy, physics, big bang, big bang theory, theory, theories, universe, space, outer space, nothing, empty, blank, emptiness, explosion, explosions, exploding, planet, planets, star, stars, solar system, evolution, cosmic, origin, origins, origin story, origin stories, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, creation, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists
"First, let him look at the night sky, so he'll realize how insignificant he is."
Tags:night sky, insignificance, insignificant, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, torture, tortures, torturing, innovation, innovator, innovators, creative, creativity, enhanced interrogation, astronomy, astronomer, space, vast, vastness, solar system, cosmos, the universe
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Tags:homemaker, homemakers, homemaking, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle guru, lifestyle gurus, martha stewart, party planner, party planners, party planning, cater, caters, catering, universe, galaxy, galaxies, solar system, solar systems, space, space exploration, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, cosmologist, cosmologists, cosmology, celebrity, celebrities, television personality, television personalities
Economic model of the solar system.
"It took a few days to get used to the new Gmail - I guess we'll get used to this."
Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).
"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."
Tags:science, theory, theories, physics, scientist, scientists, hypothesis, hypotheses, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, heliocentrism, geocentrism, geocentric, heliocentric, solar system, planet, planets, earth.planet earth, sun, revolving, copernicus, galileo, herschel, innovation, discovery, discoveries, history, historical, universe, studying, observing, observation
'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'
"And you think the world revolves around you..."
Tags:sun, solar, earth, world, relationship, solar system, husband, husbands, wives, domestic, domestics, marital, spat, spats, wife, marriage guidance, argument, arguing, argue, accusation, solar storm, breakup, breakups, divorce, divorces, narcissism, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, suns, solar system, self centred, self-centred, ego, egos, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, ego, egos, egotist, egotists
"Don't worry; I'm sure these Earthlings will welcome us with open arms..."
Climbing to the moon...
'I said to stop and ask for directions light years ago, but noooo!'
Tags:aliens, alien, et, extra terrestrial, relationships, arguments, argument, berating, berate, complain, men, stubborn, stubbornness, space travel, space, light year, light years, direction, directions, travel, lost, outback, outblack, black & white, universe, solar system, space ship, ufo, flying saucer, spaceship
'Watch this space.'
"Aiiiiiiirless void ball! Aiiiiiirless void ball!"
Tags:outer space, space, space travel, universe, solar system, cosmos, galaxy, astronaut, astronauts, basketball, air ball, airball, sport, sports, miss, shot, taunt, taunts, taunting, moon, moon travel, moon travelling, luna, vacuum, vacuum of space, man on the moon, moon landing, moon visit, moon visits
Pluto Downgraded to Dwarf Planet Status
"Trump has his finger on the button..."
Tags:trump, us president, nuclear weapons, nuclear, nuclear war, war, nuclear warfare, warfare, planet, earth, you were here, you, were, here, obliterate, obliterated, destroyed, destruction, destroy, eradicate, eradicated, foreign affairs, international relations, politics, external affairs, foreign relations, donald, trump, donald trump, heads of state, planets, planet earth, solar system
'I'm actually a soy milky way.'