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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
"I just did a transit of mercury."
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'
The end of the solar system
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"Good news-they found water on the moon."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, survivor, survivors, thirsty, thirst, starvation, hungry, hunger, crawling, dying, good news, newspaper, newspapers, water, moon, water on the moon, science, found, discovered, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, planet, planets, space, outer space, space travel, space exploration, solar system, exploring space, scientist, scientists, useless, unhelpful
BIG BANG COMIX
Tags:science, scientific, astronomy, physics, big bang, big bang theory, theory, theories, universe, space, outer space, nothing, empty, blank, emptiness, explosion, explosions, exploding, planet, planets, star, stars, solar system, evolution, cosmic, origin, origins, origin story, origin stories, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, creation, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists
"First, let him look at the night sky, so he'll realize how insignificant he is."
"It took a few days to get used to the new Gmail - I guess we'll get used to this."
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Tags:homemaker, homemakers, homemaking, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle guru, lifestyle gurus, martha stewart, party planner, party planners, party planning, cater, caters, catering, universe, galaxy, galaxies, solar system, solar systems, space, space exploration, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, cosmologist, cosmologists, cosmology, celebrity, celebrities, television personality, television personalities
Economic model of the solar system.
"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."
Tags:science, theory, theories, physics, scientist, scientists, hypothesis, hypotheses, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, heliocentrism, geocentrism, geocentric, heliocentric, solar system, planet, planets, earth, planet earth, sun, revolving, copernicus, galileo, herschel, innovation, discovery, discoveries, history, historical, universe, studying, observing, observation
'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'
Space force clocks.
Tags:space, outer space, space force, force, forces, army, armies, clock, clocks, time, times, base, bases, space force, army base, army bases, location, locations, headquarter, headquarters, solar system, solar systems, alliance, allie, allies, alliances, earth, moon, mars, venus, general, generals, chief, chiefs, armed forces, armed force
Another plausible explanation for global warming
Tags:kebab, kebabs, skewer, skewers, cooking, planet, planets, earth, solar system, sun, suns, global warming, climate change, environmental issues, environmental disaster, environmental crisis, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change denial, climate change denier, climate change deniers, denial, denier, deniers, plausible, implausible
"Don't worry; I'm sure these Earthlings will welcome us with open arms..."
"And you think the world revolves around you..."
Tags:sun, solar, earth, world, relationship, solar system, husband, husbands, wives, domestic, domestics, marital, spat, spats, wife, marriage guidance, argument, arguing, argue, accusation, solar storm, breakup, breakups, divorce, divorces, narcissism, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, suns, solar system, self centred, self-centred, ego, egos, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, ego, egos, egotist, egotists
Climbing to the moon...
After travelling mroe than 3,000,000,000 miles the spacecraft 'New Horizons' zups past Pluto... ... and continues on."
Tags:space travel, space exploration, space, new horizons, interplanetary space probe, space probe, space probes, planet, planets, pluto, new frontiers, new frontiers program, nasa, the national aeronautics and space administration, astronaut, astronauts, spacecraft, spaceship, spaceships, continue, beyond, solar system
'Watch this space.'
'I said to stop and ask for directions light years ago, but noooo!'
Tags:aliens, alien, et, extra terrestrial, relationships, arguments, argument, berating, berate, complain, men, stubborn, stubbornness, space travel, space, light year, light years, direction, directions, travel, lost, outback, outblack, black & white, universe, solar system, space ship, ufo, flying saucer, spaceship
"Aiiiiiiirless void ball! Aiiiiiirless void ball!"
Tags:outer space, space, space travel, universe, solar system, cosmos, galaxy, astronaut, astronauts, basketball, air ball, airball, sport, sports, miss, shot, taunt, taunts, taunting, moon, moon travel, moon travelling, luna, vacuum, vacuum of space, man on the moon, moon landing, moon visit, moon visits