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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
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'I'm actually a soy milky way.'
Astronaut sees map indicating where he is in the solar system
"My wife says I think the world revolves around me."
"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."
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'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'
"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"
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"Entropy already? You just made it?"
"You better avoid mercury. Today, he is in retrograde."
You are here!
"Sorry, I thought you knew that the sun doesn't really come up, it's just us spinning around at 1,000 miles an hour!"
'I'm a nurse and my husband, Phil,is a manager at Saturn motors.'
'Pluto is really upset about being cropped out of our planetary picture.'
'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'
You are everywhere.
When Meteors Come Close to Earth.
'Whoa! Dude! I think that was meant for YOU!'
'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'
"No wonder I feel dizzy. As I lie here I'm travelling at 1000 mph due to the rotation of the earth and at 67000 mph as the earth goes round the sun and I've just read the whole solar system is moving..."