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"Come on, men! This is for our kids to live in a free world! And for our grandkids to grow up in a world where they can spend hours a day looking at cats on some sort of fantastic information machine!"
"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."
"He says he's joining the army to see the world and be exempt from human rights law..."
Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.
"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."
'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'
"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget."
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
Love sounds of the Baby Boomers.
'This one is for plugging all our 'smart weapons' in T.V interviews, and downplaying our dumb foreign policy.'
'The Confederacy is not big on testing String Theory, son. When you see a Yankee coming, just shoot the bastard!'
He stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni - I think he's trying to evade the draft.
Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.
Thanks and Tanks.
Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.
Desert Storm...Where Is Iraq.