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'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'
"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
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"Why, you poor child. You're running right over to Brooks Brothers."
"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"
Tags:nutcracker, the nutcracker, tchaikovsky, peter tchaikovsky, ballet, ballets, ballet dancer, ballet dancers, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas tradition, christmas traditions, holiday tradition, holiday traditions, classic ballet, classic ballets, solider, soldiers, dance, dancer, dancers
"I have the first sergeant's permission to speak to the commanding officer. I am in love with your daughter, sir, and would like to marry her."
Tags:soldier, soldiers, ww2 solider, wwii soldiers, wartime love, love, marriage, proposal, proposals, hand in marriage, fathers permission, asking permission, brave, bravery, commanding officer, commanding officers, officer, officers, old fashioned traditions, traditions, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, wartime, 1940s
"Let's face it—I'm a bit of a control freak."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, communism, communist, communists, leader, leaders, control freak, control freaks, military, general, generals, armed forces, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, uniform, uniforms, combat
"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, war poetry, war poem, war poems, wwi, world war one, ww1, world war, world war 1, soldier, soldiers, permission, permissions, couplet, couplets, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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An armed guard watches over a school's supply room.
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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
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"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
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"He must have forgotten something."
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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, lovers, lover, love lost, owl and pussycat, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, story, storybook, stories, book, books, owl, cat, owls, cats, turkey, turkeys, rat, rats, nonsense, silly, kids, kid, child, children, breakup, breakups, war, military, soldier, soldiers
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
'I never should have left the circus.'
General U.S. Grant Displays Rare Emotion At Appomattox.
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"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."
"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."
"They're all for staying out of trouble."
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"
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"Some boots on the ground to see you, Mr Grunwald."