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"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"
Tags:clipboard, clipboards, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, street scene, street scenes, solicit, solicits, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, survey, surveys, surveying, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, irritating, irritate, irritates, stop people, stops people, stopping people, pedestrian, pedestrians
"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"
Tags:activist, activists, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, aggressive, pushy, hostile, assertive, name calling, bully, bullying, forceful, rude, selfish, selfishness, abrasive, bad marketing, bad strategy, forcing ideas onto others, information, information packet, spreading the word, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, insult, insults, insulting, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, canvasser, canvassers, canvassing, activist, activists, activism
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla
Tags:leaflet, leaflets, leaflet distributor, leaflet distributors, leaflet distribution, soliciting, solicitation, no soliciting, demean, demeans, demeaning, demeaning job, demeaning jobs, brochure, brochures, brochure distribution, distribute, distributes, distributing, flyer, flyers, handout, handouts, mascot, mascots, corporate mascot, corporate mascots
'You'll be hearing from us! Hello?'
No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.
"No one's available to answer the door. At the sound of the beep, please leave."
"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
Tags:meet women, meeting women, pickup artist, pickup artists, ulterior motive, ulterior motives, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, chat up women, chat up, chats up, chatting up, political campaign, political campaigns, politician, politicians, pamphlet, pamphlets, harass, harasses, harassing, harassment, solicitor, solicitors, soliciting, solicitation
"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"
Tags:sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, saleswoman, door to door, door-to-door, soliciting, selling, solicitation, solicitations, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance calling, coldcall, cold call, cold calling, cold calls, unpopular profession, unpopular professions, unwelcome, unwelcome visitor, unwelcome visitors
'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'
'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'
No Solicitors Convention
"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"
Tags:toxic waste, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, creature, creatures, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, creature from the black lagoon, movie monster, movie monsters, monster film, monster films, monster, monsters, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, river, rivers, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, lagoon, lagoons, global warming, climate change
The Voice-Mail Box
Tags:voicemail, voicemails, voice-mail, voice-mails, mailbox, mailbox, postbox, postboxes, post office box, post office boxes, junk mail, mailer, mailers, circular, circulars, winner, winners, winning, you may already be a winner, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, deceptive, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, no soliciting, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyances
'We need to strike the right tone between asking and desperately pleading in our alumni solicitation letters.'
"I'm here to do some sales prospectin'."
Tags:business, sales, prospecting, prospector, solicit, solicitation, new, development, selling, salesman, accounts, clients, customers, old, timey, cowboy, products, services, buyer, purchasing, department, businessmen, men, male, professional, analyst, account executives, inside sales reps, sales rep, sales reps, accent, prospect, client, clients
'You can take it with you, but we have to notify your alumni association.'
"It's our 1040 form."
Tags:1040 form, 1040 forms, irs 1040 form, form 1040, track down, tracks down, zero in on, come upon, taxpayer, irs tax forms, tax form, tax forms, income tax return, income tax returns, tax day, irs, tax collection, tax schedule, income reporting, castaway, castaways, taxation, locating taxpayers, solicit, nag, nags, soliciting, solicitation
Aluminum siding salesperson kicked out of church.
"The guy on the next island wants me to float him a loan."
Tags:loan, loans, float a loan, debenture, floater, lend, floating a loan, loan shark, loan sharks, loanshark, loansharks, advance, front money, credit, stake, mortgage, borrowing, borrowed, request, solicitation, invitation, appeal, installment buying, capital outlay, time payment, put up dough, castaway, castaways, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands
'Dad, there's a man with a bald head at the door.'
'When I got to the dentist, there was a sign that said 'no peddlers', so I got back on my bike and came home.'
Help a Nerd
Tags:nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, inventor, inventors, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, charity, charitable, philanthropy, poverty, street person, street people, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, genius, geniuses, robot, robots, remote control, remote controls, gadget, gadgets, solicitation, solicitations, soliciting
"I plan to be on this corner for some time. Would you care to make a pledge for the coming year?"