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"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"
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'Actually it's a fake, but it discourages solicitors.'
'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'
'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'
No Solicitors Convention
The Smiths were members of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.
Aluminum siding salesperson kicked out of church.
'Dad, there's a man with a bald head at the door.'
'When I got to the dentist, there was a sign that said 'no peddlers', so I got back on my bike and came home.'
Help a Nerd
Tags:nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, inventor, inventors, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, charity, charitable, philanthropy, poverty, street person, street people, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, genius, geniuses, robot, robots, remote control, remote controls, gadget, gadgets, solicitation, solicitations, soliciting
No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes
The Trojan Salesman
'Good morning, Ma'am! I'm sure you're interested in our new book 'How to get rid off sales representatives'!'
"Good afternoon sir. I'm here to show you a terrific knife set while you purchase some girl guide cookies and listen to this guy talk about his religion."
'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed.'
'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'
'Before you shut the door, sir - I'm not selling anything.'
Beware! Angry woman.
'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'
'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'
'Well, if it's real adventure you're looking for how about a fortnight at my place?'
"Actually, my Q3 is going to surpass projections."
Tags:financial, money, business, quarter, quarterly projections, bum, hobo, panhandler, panhandlers, solicit, solicitations, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, panhandling, financial report, financial prediction, financial projection, financial projects, q3, projection, economic forecast, economic forecasts, tramp, tramps