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"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"
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'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla
Tags:leaflet, leaflets, leaflet distributor, leaflet distributors, leaflet distribution, soliciting, solicitation, no soliciting, demean, demeans, demeaning, demeaning job, demeaning jobs, brochure, brochures, brochure distribution, distribute, distributes, distributing, flyer, flyers, handout, handouts, mascot, mascots, corporate mascot, corporate mascots
'He said, 'in his professional opinion, his bill was not outrageous'. Then he billed me for that opinion.'
No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.
"Maybe I could just leave a flier then."
No Soliciting. Especially if it's for a good cause.
Roy's no soliciting signs
'I could knock off the legal jargon, but then I'd have nothing to say.'
"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"
Tags:sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, saleswoman, door to door, door-to-door, soliciting, selling, solicitation, solicitations, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance calling, coldcall, cold call, cold calling, cold calls, unpopular profession, unpopular professions, unwelcome, unwelcome visitor, unwelcome visitors
"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
Tags:meet women, meeting women, pickup artist, pickup artists, ulterior motive, ulterior motives, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, chat up women, chat up, chats up, chatting up, political campaign, political campaigns, politician, politicians, pamphlet, pamphlets, harass, harasses, harassing, harassment, solicitor, solicitors, soliciting, solicitation
Help us meet our goal and we won't destroy your planet.
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'I found I win more cases if I dress the part.'
"Need A Hand"
'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'
Welcome to our world. Please leave yours at the door.
Tags:welcome mat, welcome mats, intolerance, preaching to the choir, visiting, soliciting, religion, jehovah's witness, spreading the word, tolerance, tribalism, xenophobia, doorway, entrance, entrance way, knocking on doors, acceptance, rejection, door-to-door, door to door, door, doors, salesmen, salesman
"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."
Tags:survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, surveying, survey taker, survey takers, opinion, opinions, question, questions, solicit, solicits, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, demographic, demographics, sociology, sociologist, sociologists, demographic, demographics, individual, individuals, individuality
The Voice-Mail Box
Tags:voicemail, voicemails, voice-mail, voice-mails, mailbox, mailbox, postbox, postboxes, post office box, post office boxes, junk mail, mailer, mailers, circular, circulars, winner, winners, winning, you may already be a winner, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, deceptive, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, no soliciting, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyances
Annoying xylophone solicitors.
'You can take it with you, but we have to notify your alumni association.'
"Don't despair, you still have time to put me on retainer!"
"It's our 1040 form."
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Roy's no soliciting signs.
An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.
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"Since you have not responded to the emails requesting a donation, I thought I would bring them to you in person."