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"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"
"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."
'We were going to define the problem but it was simpler to re-define success.'
Solving the dropping cake problem.
'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'
Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.
Man drills a hole floor to let leak from ceiling into funnel.
'Violence solves everything...'
Good solution. Now we need a good problem.
Man with a sign that says: Violence Never Solves Anything, has been knock out cold.
Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.
'I think I have a drink problem, doctor, but do you mind if we discuss it in the pub?'
Can I solve this tomorrow? The muse just isn't with me today.
'Problem solved.' Mob eulogies: short and to the point.
Early Tech Support
'I put your project on Wilson's desk. He has a knack for looking at tough jobs in a new angle.'
We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues.
A typical engineer's solution.
Problem? Yes, but i think I know who can solve it.
'What seems to be the problem officer?'
You've cleaned out your Pressing Problems to Solve folder, do you want to tackle the Miscellaneous Annoyances to Fret About file?
'The only mystery remaining is, who wins the scholarship to Sherlock Holmes University...'
'We've thought up a great new Federal program, Mr. President -- all we have to do is find a problem for it to solve!'
Ethel's offer to iron out Ned's problems turned out to be a problem in and of itself....
I can't solve this problem, I'm banging my head against a brick wall!