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'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'
'There! another batch of clean coal.'
"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
Tags:urban environment, urban environments, al fresco dining, dining alfresco, cafe, cafes, sidewalk, sidewalks, dining outside, eating outside, al-fresco dining, pepper, salt, soot, pepper mill, salt mill, condiment, condiments, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, gourmet, gourmets, foodie, foodies, food hygiene, unhygienic, hygiene, salad, salads
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.........
Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, smoke, smoked, smokes, plume, plumed, pluming, smoking, pollute, polluting, environment, environments, nature, natural, animal, animals, birds, squirrels, cooking, cook, barbecuing, grilling, grill, soot, gas mask, gas, poison, gassed, mask, environmental, pollutants, pollutant, pollutes, cloud, cloud of smoke, breathe, breathing, breathes
About a ton of soot drops on the city everyday. Today it seems to be dropping on just one spot.
Santa Claus waits for chimney sweep to clean chimney before he enters it.
'Not long ago, soot didn't hurt.'
'Soot's picking up.'
'They say no two specks of soot are alike.'
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
Tags:santa claus, mrs claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, festive period, chimney, soot, chimneys, carpet beater, carpet beaters, costume, costumes, christmas, christmases, christmas eve, laundry day, laundry days, laundry chore, laundry chores
'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'
'This business of entering people's houses through the chimney has got to stop!'
'You should've guessed people would cut down on sweeps in this economy.'
'I'll bet you didn't know the inside of our chimney has little ledges...'
'I see lots of soot!'
'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'
'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'
101 uses of a dead cat: chimney sweep
"They say he's been leaving his carbon handprint in some very funny places!"
'Now the twins will REALLY believe you came down the chimney!'
"I'm afraid you have emphysema. Try to avoid sooty chimneys."
'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.