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"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."
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Mr. Science Times
Tags:soothsayer, apocalypse, apocalypses, cosmology, cosmologist, armageddon, armageddons, rapture, raptures, the end is nigh, predict, prediction, predictions, sign, signs, street preacher, street preachers, prophet, prophets, sciences, scientist, scientists, the end, end of the world, apocalyptic, realistic, reality, literal
"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
'This is Madame Muggins, she's in charge of budget allocation.'
"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
Tags:accountant, accountants, boring job, boring jobs, boring life, boring lives, wasted life, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, career, careers, accounting, accounting job, accounting jobs, multiple lives, con, cons, con artist, con artists, trick, tricked, trickery, waste of time, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs, disappoint, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments
It's just going to continue and continue.
Tags:sign, signs, foretelling, soothsayer, soothsayers, crazy, insane, insanity, crazy person, crazy people, crazy person with a sign, world is ending, world coming to an end, homeless, homelessness, prognosticator, prognosticators, prognostication, fortune telling, monotony, existence, humanity, human condition, prediction, predictions, prophet, prophets, vagrant, vagrants
"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travelling, bad holiday, bad holidays, bad vacation, bad vacations, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, predicting the future, cancelled flight, cancelled flights, jet lag, jet legged, lost passport, lost passports, holiday disaster, holiday disasters, palm reading, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry
Fortune teller singes man's forehead.
Tags:magic, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, seers, magnification, fire, fires, magic power, magic powers, soothsayer, soothsayers, superstition, visual joke, visual jokes, visual gag, visual gags, convex lens, convex lenses, light concentration, crystal ball, crystal balls, self fulfilling prophecy, prophecy, prophecies
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, cancelled flight, cancelled flights, canceled flight, canceled flights, flight information, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, reliability, unreliable, unreliable plane, unreliable planes, flight schedule, fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, soothsayer, soothsayers, public transport, modern life, flight cancellation, flight cancellations, flight cancelation, flight cancelations
"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, soothsayer, soothsayers, mr right, mr. right, tall dark stranger, tall dark strangers, predicting the future, predict the future, date, dates, failed relationship, failed relationships, rebound, rebounds, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, perfect, perfection, trial and error, husband, husbands, perfect husband, perfect husband
"What can you tell me about my life?"
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, mediums, soothsayers, crystal balls, seer, seers, diviner, diviners, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, lifestyle, boring life, boring lives, social life, social lives, medium, soothsayer, crystal gazing, crystal gazer, clairvoyant, psychic, prediction, getting a life, psychics
A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"
Tags:turkey, turkeys, turkey dinner, turkey dinners, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, repent, repentance, soothsayer, soothsayers, doomsayer, doomsayers, apocalypse, prediction, predictions, predicting, predictor, predictors, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, mankoff
'Hyperbole is going to kill us all!'
Tags:guru, gurus, wisdom, wisdom of the prophet, wisdom of prophets, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, hyperbole, hyperbolic, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerate, exaggerates, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, soothsayer, prophet, prophet of doom, sign, warning, warn, impending disaster, impending disasters, impending doom, be dramatic, being dramatic
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
Tags:gluten, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, wheat, wheat allergy, wheat allergies, discovery, discoveries, chemistry, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, seers, soothsayer, soothsayers, oracle, oracles, allergy, allergies, health food, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, celiac, coeliac disease, coeliac disorder, predictions, clairvoyant, psychic, prophecy, crystal gazing, crystal ball, crystal balls
The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.
Women carrying signs, one says 'The end is near!', the other says 'The end is not near!' The caption reads 'But aren't we fortunate to live in a society where differing views are tolerated?'
"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"
'Beware the IDS of March!'
"I see you coming into some money. I see... Uh-oh."
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"Ah-ha! You are not happy."
Closed for the Foreseeable Future
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"Are you still deciding?"
Tags:restaurant, waiter, fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal balls, order, dinning, crystal ball, shrink, seer, seers, horoscope, tarot, astrology, food, dinner, menu, choice, decision, decide, meal, tarot reading, crystal-gazer, spaewife, seer, soothsayer, sibyl, clairvoyant, prophet, soothsayers, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, horoscopes
'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'
Tags:guru, spiritual, spiritual teacher, sage, soothsayer, seer, seers, soothsayers, wise men, wise man, wise, wisdom, oracle, prophet, time, philosophy, concept of time, truth seeker, seeker of truth, seeker of wisdom, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, sages
"Twenty years ago I became a nurse. Now, I don't know what the hell I am."
Cartoonists ideas will end tomorrow.
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