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"I'd like to order from the children's menu."
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
"It's one of those microbrews."
"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."
"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."
'I haven't decided yet'
Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.
'Sorry about this, sir, but the witch hunting season ended over a week ago.'
Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain
'Why are those witches wearing name tags?'
'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'
'I've forgotten the recipe.'
Cut out and keep your own Witch.