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"You go ahead. Last time I did that, I was hoarse for a week."
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"Why do you always assume it's a sore throat?"
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'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'
"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"
'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'
'What the!? I always thought this was just some silly phrase!'
'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'
'Looks like laryngitis. Want to tell me about it?'
'Take 20 teaspoons of this medicine every 2 hours for your sore throat.'
'Very bad throat infection. I would stick with soft foods for a few days, like conifers, evergreens, even pulp if you can get some.'
'It's very inflammed. Why don't you take a vow of silence for a few days?'
"Ned has laryngitis... He's disgruntled."
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"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."
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'I don't think you'll be breaking your vow of silence if you say 'Ahh' for me just this once, brother Benedict.'
'He's getting a cold. . . He's not feeling well, Ma.'
'Aunt Alice, Marmaduke wants to see the frog in your throat.'
'You have a frog in your throat...But don't worry...Nobody ever croaked from that.'
"It hurts when I warble."
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'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'
'It's amazing how quiet the jungle has been since Tarzan lost his voice...'
'There's nothing wrong with your throat. Lot's of people have trouble swallowing their pride.'
A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.
'Ok, if you could just lie back and say AAAAAAAAAA.'
"Wow, that was the longest letter I've ever taken down."
"Please stop telling people I'm a hoarse doctor. I have laryngitis."