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"Why do you always assume it's a sore throat?"
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'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'
'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'
'What the!? I always thought this was just some silly phrase!'
'Looks like laryngitis. Want to tell me about it?'
'Take 20 teaspoons of this medicine every 2 hours for your sore throat.'
"Don't panic. I'm just a sore throat."
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"Ned has laryngitis... He's disgruntled."
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"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."
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'Aunt Alice, Marmaduke wants to see the frog in your throat.'
'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'
'There's nothing wrong with your throat. Lot's of people have trouble swallowing their pride.'
A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.
'Ok, if you could just lie back and say AAAAAAAAAA.'
"Wow, that was the longest letter I've ever taken down."
"Please stop telling people I'm a hoarse doctor. I have laryngitis."
"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"
"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"
"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."
'Laughter is good medicine but it's not always the best medicine. For your sore throat I am going to prescribe an antibiotic.'
'A sore throat? Too bad you don't have some salt water to gargle with.'
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IMAX films that bombed.
'We tape up sore ankles. We tape up sore wrists. We even tape up sore elbows. We do not, however, tape up sore throats.'
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'You've been talking to me for so long, it's no wonder you're hoarse.'
"Well I haven't seen it."